Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
Santa Banta ek sath rajai mein so rahe the. Santa yaar jaldi se koi paad mar kar Rajai ko garam kar do. Banta: Jor lagane lagta hao, Jor lagate-2 uski potti nikal padi aur, Bola le ab taap le maine aag laga di!
Santa 1 Barat mein gaya. Waha use bar-bar PAANI PAROSA ja raha tha. Paresan hokar Santa chillaya: Gale mein pani fans gaya he, thoda DAAL-CHAWAL de do..
Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.